Student Of The Year for movie of the year

The Golden Globes have gone past and soon it will be Oscar time. But, our film directors are getting very self indulgent only, these days. Not caring a fig for ordinary viewers and making films only for themselves, their family, cronies and awards nights. So sad no?

And this casting couch being all scandal and all you know, two people sitting on couch and one going ouch-ouch and all. I really don't like all this at all, so cheap!

Last weekend only I saw Matru ki Bijlee ka Mandola, by the way - third time opening sequence Anushka ji coming out of water in very small clothing - [hawww and hai allahs, is she a fish or an amphibian]. In Jab Tak Hai Jaan also she was swimming in Mansarover lake in peak winter and Shahrukh had to give her body heat and tea to revive. Sorry, second time ji, in Ladies vs RB she dived into swimming pool in Goa in black itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny - mai kya ji kapde kinne mehenga ho gaye hai aj kal and costume budgets are being cut!!!??

My favourite is only apna KJo - asli India onnu maloom siga. He shows socio-economic differences so well na. The rich have Ferrari 4 wheeler and poorer people have only Kawasaki 2 wheeler. He has such nice focus on education ji - every movie star ranging from 14 to 44 is shown in school only and infrastructure is so good. Too good ji! Then he has such a fine eye for gender equality - the girls having full décolletage and all, and the boys have such fine cleavage, gym and all you know, and kurta buttons open till navel so you can see ridged chest and serrated abs. Hai Ram garmi lag rahi hai.

I saw Student Of The Year, which is real India only - economists have also said there are 2 Indias only, rich and Super rich. Garibon ko hamne census se hata diya hai. Why, my kaamwali also comes late because she is watching late night Dharma and Greg and her husband's car doesn't start on winter mornings. Such real life depiction na, shopping at Jimmy Choos and marriage-sharriage in Phuket only. And so Gay & Lesbian friendly also, just like rainbow, but I hate this flirting at the workplace bit, why Rishi is making eyes towards happily married PT teacher, tell me? Galt baat hai ji.

Montek Singh said Indian's can survive on Rs 35 a day, kinna syapa hoya ji - in KJo's movie everyone needs Rs 350,000 a day to stay above poverty line because of living expenses, jet fuel, partying, tequila shots and all for nutrition na.

So colourful also ji, girls are wearing tiny skirts and need to shop for new salwar kameez set for hospital visits. And ghaghra choli is too rocking ji - Radha nu vekh ke Mira de dohe yaad aa gaye mainu - so sweet. And the guys are so sporting and vela, sometimes football and sometimes canteen, just like real life. Songs are so super na - melodious and all. Sach much, Karan bada hi sainstiv banda hai - he must have learnt this from SRK only when they are playing Monopoly together in bed and having tea. Dono mere favourite hain na - dono ki industry mein mono-poly jo hai! So much for family values, I say!

Jai Jawan, Jai Kisan ke baad pehli acchi picture dekhi - Ishq wala love so nice and then they get married and come to hospital in such big automobile - hamare Rajinder Nagar mein to traffic jam ho gaya and government is raising diesel prices only.

And what I really appreciate about Bollywood is their respect and care for the aged, sixty year old heroes are prancing around with mincing steps guitar in hand. I will tell you which movie to see next, ok?